fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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Posted 15 hours ago

if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your cum up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child

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Posted 5 days ago

stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

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Posted 3 months ago

pizzaslic:

sexience:

if this is not ur favorite video ever then u r wrong

tears from laughing 2 hard fk

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jeffbautista:

Golden

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Posted 3 months ago

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

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